When other people talk about how much they love...
whatshouldwecallme: I’m just like,
inothernews: The rage and pain in Anne Hathaway’s voice, though.
tyleroakley: We’ve all seen it, but I mean, I’ll gladly bring it back.
Honestly, I'm a bit worried about Smaug in the...
calenar: Not because Benedict Cumberbatch isn’t a great actor or doesn’t have a voice deep enough or anything like that. Is that, when I imagine Smaug speaking, it’s with a monstrous voice. Benedict’s voice is not monstrous, is seductive. I DON’T WANT TO BE SEDUCED BY A FUCKING DRAGON PETER JACKSON YOU ASS FIRST THE HOT DWARVES AND NOW THIS CRAP
Okay, I’ll come clean: I need to score some books to sniff. I’m going through...– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: The Smell of a Book. Teddy Wayne takes booksniffing to the extreme, and It. Is. Awesome. (via bookriot)
When it comes to shopping, the average American man has it made. At 189.8 pounds...– Fashion’s invisible woman - Los Angeles Times (via robot-heart-politics)
Can we just take a moment to talk about how...
assholedisney: okay yes he’s a total douche and is okay with wiping out civilizations so he and 10 guys can try to claim an entire continent, but then again, so was John Smith until he got laid so moving on first of all, let’s talk about Ratcliffe’s arrival at the ship. He comes after John Smith decided to ride a fucking cannon because he’s too good to walk anywhere Read More
That Awkward Disney Moment: I've been working on... →
thatawkwarddisneymoment: Call me Sulley, because you’re my boo. You must be Beauty…because you bring out the Beast in me. Are you Pinocchio, or are you just happy to see me? I bet your dragon won’t be so reluctant around me. You know what they say about big ears… I’ll cruise your jungle. Fireworks aren’t the only…
That Awkward Disney Moment: A User's Guide to the... →
thatawkwarddisneymoment: Reblog ALL of “Be a Man” The first eight minutes of Up is the best love story you’ve ever seen. Kuzco is a Disney princess. Treasure Planet is vastly underrated. And Jim Hawkins is a stud. Sometimes you can be attracted to a cartoon lion. It’s okay. All hail…
Me: Why is this book over
Me: Why couldn't it be longer
Me: What am I supposed to read now
*glances at pile of unread books*
Me: Don't look at me like that
Good guest question is good
ragecastmember: Man: “When do all the cheerleaders leave?”
So I signed up for the Expedition Everest Challenge 5K. A 5K. I do not run. I do not do exercise of any kind. I’m thinking I may have finally lost my mind. One of the best things is that there’s a scavenger hunt at the end. A SCAVENGER HUNT. AT MY SOON TO BE NEW PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT. I think I can totally kick ass in that department, at least.
I’m beginning to get some evidence from certain doctors and certain scientists...– Generations Radio host Kevin Swanson: Wombs of Women on Birth Control ‘Embedded’ with ‘Dead Babies’ | Right Wing Watch Every now and then, some anti-choicer still manages to amaze me with the absolutely ridiculous stuff they say. (via existentialcrisisfactory) My womb being a graveyard to tons of...
I opened a book and in I strode. Now nobody can find me. I’ve left my chair,...– Julia Donaldson (via consultingcorsair)
mattyrab: Historical moments in shade throwing, Inauguration Edition 2013. Keep your eyes on FLOTUS’ reaction to what Boehner said to her and POTUS.
Author: I'll die before the series is done
Author: Oh you liked that character? Well he's dead now.
Author: I'm going to give you snippets of the book that will make you cry.
Author: I'll make you fall to the ground in feels.
Author: I'll make you wait 2 years for the next book.
Author: Your going to fall in love with every character.
Author: Oh you don't like love triangles? Well here comes one.
Author: I'll ruin you.